LISTEN AND READ

I WANNA APPLY FOR THE GUGGENHEIM I WANNA YOU BETTER GIVE ME THE FUCKING GUGGENHEIM CAUSE I'M GONNA FUCKING I'M GONNA FUCKING [unint.] SHIT UP IN POETRY THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING DO I'M GONNA FUCKING FUCK SHIT UP IN POETRY I'M GONNA WRITE A BOOK THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA FUCKING DO I'M GONNA FUCKING WRITE A BOOK AND IT'S GONNA BE FULL OF FUCKING POEMS PEOPLE ARE GONNA BE LIKE

"LOOK AT THESE FUCKING POEMS

THIS PERSON THOUGHT A LOT ABOUT THESE FUCKING POEMS"

AND THEY'RE GONNA LIKE THEM FUCKING POEMS SO THEY'RE GONNA LIKE THE WHOLE BOOK AND PEOPLE ARE GONNA TELL EACH OTHER ABOUT THE BOOK AND A WHOLE BUNCH OF JUDGES ARE GONNA READ THE BOOK AND THEY'RE GONNA WANT TO GIVE AWARDS TO THE BOOK CAUSE THE POEMS I'VE GOT IN THEM AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA GIVE ME A BUNCH OF MONEY WELL IT'S NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH MONEY I NEED A GUGGENHEIM I NEED MORE MONEY THESE POEMS IN THIS BOOK ARE GONNA BE SO GOOD THAT I'M GONNA NEED MORE MONEY THAN YOU'RE EVEN WILLING TO THROW AT ME

I WANT ALL THE MONEY

AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE IT TO ME
YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME THE GUGGENHEIM

[unint.] GONNA WRITE THE FUCKING BOOK I'M GONNA GO I'M GONNA FUCKING READ THE BOOK I'M GONNA READ THE BOOK OUT LOUD I'M GONNA USE MY FUCKING VOICE I'M GONNA READ THIS BOOK AT PEOPLE THERE ARE GONNA BE PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA FUCKING DRIVE TO COME SEE ME READ AT EM THEY'RE GONNA BE LIKE

"HEY

REMEMBER THAT BOOK

WITH THE POEMS IN IT

THE GUY WHO WROTE IT'S GONNA READ EM AT US

WE HAVE TO GO SEE HIM READ EM AT US"

SO THEN THEY'RE GONNA DRIVE TO GO SEE ME READ EM AT EM I'M GONNA READ MY FUCKING POEMS AND I'LL DO IT AT A BUNCH OF PLACES AND IT'S GONNA SELL EVEN MORE BOOKS AND THEY'RE GONNA WANT TO PUT ME ON THAT CSPAN CHANNEL WHERE PEOPLE READ THEIR BOOKS TO TV THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SIT AT HOME WATCHING TV SO THEY CAN WATCH PEOPLE READ BOOKS AT EM AND I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE ON THE TV [unint.] GONNA WRITE THIS FUCKING BOOK WITH A BUNCH OF FUCKING POEMS IN IT

SO YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT GUGGENHEIM